Old man finds himself caught up as Republican candidate for president

"Maverick" McCain decided to run a positive campaign.

But he approved the, uh, Paris/Britney ad. Read the link, you'll get it.

His advisers told him to say Obama was the one playing the race card, which he does unconvincingly well.

Poor old guy. Why can't his advisers leave him alone?

McCain's senility is contageous among his campaign staffers; sometimes senility makes for issuing lame attacks

McCain forgets his campaign was subject six months ago to the same rules as Obama's.

McCain forgets we invaded Afghanistan

Nurse, nurse!

McCain is mixed up about the surge he takes credit for

Poor old man.

Side note

John Ashcroft openly relies on his own senility.

McCain forgets he said a thousand times he'd vote against the DREAM Act

Senility would describe such behavior.

He also forgot he wasn't going to send more troops to Afghanistan.

Maybe it doesn't matter that McCain is senile

McCain's campaign blows with the wind by the hour.

Doesn't remember what his vote was, cannot remember what his current position may be

Is the old maverick ready for the glue factory?