McCain loses thought betwen commas

Today, the old coot addressed the meltdown of Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and AIG. Said ol' John, "We're going to need a '9/11 Commission' to find out what happened and what needs to be fixed ... And I know how to fix it, and I know how to get things done."

Did I ever tell you about when the gooks had me prisoner?