Wednesday, September 17, 2008

In deference to the assumption McCain's brain was in its prime at least moderately intellingent

His brain now can't remember what continent to place Spain.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

McCain loses thought betwen commas

Today, the old coot addressed the meltdown of Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and AIG. Said ol' John, "We're going to need a '9/11 Commission' to find out what happened and what needs to be fixed ... And I know how to fix it, and I know how to get things done."

Did I ever tell you about when the gooks had me prisoner?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Video proof

Here.