McCain: Have you seen my pants?
"You've hidden my pants, I know. Those are my pants you're hiding from me." Poor old guy.
"Well, in 2004, I expect to be campaigning for the reelection of President George W. Bush, and by 2008, I think I might be ready to go down to the old soldiers' home and await the cavalry charge there."
- John McCain, August, 2000
"You've hidden my pants, I know. Those are my pants you're hiding from me." Poor old guy.